Showing posts with label Ellen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ellen. Show all posts

2013-05-12

Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they'll, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with.

"I'm not saying that you wasted your time or money but look at me i'm a huge celebrity." -Ellen